• teacher: e-mail me the assignment by monday. i'll need your e-mail address.
  • me:
  • teacher:
  • me:
  • teacher:
  • me: tastybitch69@hotmail.com
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  • Trackname:

    Arctic Monkeys
  • Artist:

    Do I Wanna Know

westernkanye:

westernkanye:

i’m going to survey and see if it’s true that a guys lips are the same color as the head of their penis

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(via australiansanta)

leonardodiretardo:

i hate it when adults assume i’m on the internet all the time by choice. if i had enough money to travel around and etc, do you think i would be withering away my youth behind a computer screen you useless paperclip.

(via australiansanta)

acomas:

my hobbies include eating and complaining that i’m getting fat

(via australiansanta)

homleschapel:

summer is real cute until every fuckin type of insect comes out of the 8th circle of hell

(via kanyewesticle)

forever-hyung:

every once in a while i check up on people i hate to make sure i still hate them

i do

(via ohreallywellidareyou)

  • dad: you're up early
  • me:
  • dad: you never went to sleep did you