"Every year white people add 100 years to how long ago slavery was. I’ve heard educated white people say, ‘slavery was 400 years ago.’ No it very wasn’t. It was 140 years ago…that’s two 70-year-old ladies living and dying back to back. That’s how recently you could buy a guy."
Louis C.K. (via 30thcenturyboy)
Slavery in the territory that is now the United States lasted more than 330 years. We will be 330 years removed from slavery in the year 2195.(via fishingboatproceeds)
- teacher: e-mail me the assignment by monday. i'll need your e-mail address.
- me: firstname.lastname@example.org
i’m going to survey and see if it’s true that a guys lips are the same color as the head of their penis
i hate it when adults assume i’m on the internet all the time by choice. if i had enough money to travel around and etc, do you think i would be withering away my youth behind a computer screen you useless paperclip.
summer is real cute until every fuckin type of insect comes out of the 8th circle of hell
every once in a while i check up on people i hate to make sure i still hate them
- dad: you're up early
- dad: you never went to sleep did you