rodneykong:

ghostgif:

98% of divorces are caused by Mario Party 

yes your honor, this marriage can no longer work out after the trauma I suffered from my wife stealing not one, but TWO of my stars

(via cancerousmexicanfetusrapewhistle)

beyoncebeytwice:

is everything expensive or am i just poor

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rneerkat:

“youre always on your computer” well ur always on my nerves

(via kanyewesticle)

mullingayr:

I don’t understand why some people aren’t okay with sitting at home doing nothing like why do you need to be with your friends constantly don’t you ever want time to yourself jesus christ

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understandablydumb:

the guy on the radio just said “gas prices aren’t so bad if you consider you’re really buying liquid explosive dinosaurs” and my perspective on life is forever changed

(via cancerousmexicanfetusrapewhistle)

-annoying:

who the hell decided that sean sounds like shawn

(via kanyewesticle)

i get really uncomfortable when people don’t maximize their browser window

(Source: s4bleye, via kanyewesticle)

internetfeet:

People mistake ovulation and menstruation to be the same thing when in fact they aren’t

Ovulation is when the eggs are saying “hello friends I am here”

And menstruation is when the eggs are saying “goodbye friends I am gone”

(via ohreallywellidareyou)

cyberdepressed:

if u ever feel bad about urself just think about the people who use their selfies as their lock screen or wallpaper

(Source: madfawn, via kanyewesticle)